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3 Tagalog text jokes just for you!

 

1. Boy and girl in bed:

Boy : Is this your first time?

Girl: Oo naman! Why do you guys always ask the same question?

 

2. Three guys were introduced to a girl:

" Hi, I'm Peter, not a saint!"

" I'm Paul, not a pope."

"I'm John, not a baptist."

The girl gladly replies, "Hi, I'm Mary, not a virgin!"

 

3. A playboy died. During his funeral mass:

Priest: He's an honest guy, a good man, a family man!

Wife (whispers to her son): Anak, silipin mo nga ang kabaong. Baka hindi mo tatay ang nan dyan.

 

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Comments 

 
+1 #31 jessa 2011-12-23 03:29
Nice1 !!! haha
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-1 #30 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 2011-12-06 11:58

thanks for the effort
d ka na sana nagpagod
ang korni kc ehhh
hahahahahahahah ahaha
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-1 #29 wrwererewtrwetewt 2011-11-17 05:07
weeeeeeeeeeee!! !! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!1 :sigh: :cry: 8)
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-2 #28 2011-06-29 08:20
haha..t6awa tau..dali..
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-4 #27 2011-06-06 04:52
pwd na fro the effort..
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-4 #26 2011-06-02 12:37
can't explain my expressions
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-4 #25 2011-05-05 06:40
NU AMAN KAYA UN??
Haha..chige tawa nalang..pili!!!wahehe :P
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-4 #24 2011-04-28 04:55
ahahah lol.... cge nlang funny nlang heheh.....
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-2 #23 2011-04-21 13:06
ohh!itz funny,i forgot 2 laugh
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-4 #22 2011-04-20 04:36
Hahahhaha super funny naman yan
IDOL xD ^^
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